tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

foreveralone-lyguy:

pizzaforpresident:

if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die

How the hell would you even get in that situation

rocknrave221:

nancydrevv:

i thought these things only happened on tumblr

LOL

fingerbacksnap:

if i ever stop reblogging this it’s because i’m dead and in my grave. 

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via apitnobaka // originally peterhaleyeah

peterhaleyeah:

does anyone else feel sort of lost after reading a really good book? like, you’ve spent hours in another world, you got to know those characters, while you were reading, these characters’ stories were more important than your own little story… and then it’s suddenly over and reality seems dull now, compared to what you’ve just been through.

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via apitnobaka // originally snowqueenelsa

love-averykate:

eat-my-bitchcake:

amostpeculiarwoman:

sherlockedcannibal:

thesituationalstudent:

speechlessenglishmajor:

calculatedmadness:

empresspenguin:

calculatedmadness:

speechlessenglishmajor:

calculatedmadness:

speechlessenglishmajor:

striderbeegood:

ARIEL YOU STUPID IDIOT YOUR BRA DOESNT MATCH YOUR TAIL YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKING FASHION CATASTROPHE

BUT NEITHER DOES HER SISTER WITH THE YELLOW TAIL AND GREEN BRA

WHY ARE WE SCREAMING ABOUT THE LITTLE MERMAID?  

I DON’T KNOW BUT IT SEEMED NECESSARY?

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE DIFFERENT HAIR COLOR?  I DON’T KNOW IF THIS IS GENETICALLY POSSIBLE WITH JUST TWO PARENTS!  SOMEONE WITH SCIENCE FIGURE THIS OUT!

ARE THEY ACTUALLY SISTERS? BECAUSE, HAIR COLOR ASIDE THE GENETICS BEHIND DIFFERENT TAIL COLORS (BEING SO DISTINCT) WOULD BE EVEN MORE IMPROBABLE

I MEAN, WE NEVER SEE A MOTHER!  THERE COULD BE MULTIPLE WOMEN INVOLVED IN TRITON’S LOVE LIFE!

PERHAPS THEY’RE HALF-SISTERS? OR MAYBE THEY DYED THEIR HAIR? COULD IT BE POSSIBLE THAT THEY DYED THEIR TAILS AS WELL?

I’M PRETTY SURE ALL OF THOSE HAIR COLORS COULD COME FROM TWO PARENTS. LIKE, IF TRITON HAS BRUNETTE AND REDHEAD ALLELES AND THE MOM HAS BLONDE AND REDHEAD ALLELES THIS IS TOTALLY POSSIBLE. AND IF WE ASSUME THAT TAIL COLOR IS CONTROLLED SEPARATELY FROM HAIR COLOR I FAIL TO SEE AN ISSUE. MERMAIDS COULD HAVE.. THEY COULD EVEN BE CODOMINANT. SO THEY’RE ALL EITHER RED DOMINANT OR BLUE DOMINANT. DIFFERENT COMBINATIONS OF EITHER RED OR BLUE ALLELES COULD ACCOUNT FOR ALL OF THEM. THERE.

Only on tumblr will you see a discussion about the science behind physical traits of characters in a Disney movie

YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE SCREAMING GET WITH THE PROGRAM

iTS BACK

lovelexih
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via iwilldrinkthiscoffee // originally cistro

cistro:

Am i a womfn? Am i a womfn?

thetwogaydetectives:

Many people say “oh, if John is bisexual, then why doesn’t he just say it?” Well, there are actually many reasons for him not saying anything.

He is, first of all, a closeted bisexual. We saw it since ASiP. They showed us that he was attracted to both genders, but that people didn’t know that.

Why is he closeted? Well, do you know how hard it is for someone to come out in their late thirties/early forties?
You have to remember that this man grew up in a DIFFERENT time. In the 70s and 80s, being queer wasn’t something to be proud of. In the 80s many (MANY) people were still closeted, and afraid. In the 80s and 90s we still didn’t have gay rights. In the 80s queer people were still shunned (they are still shunned today in many countries.)
I know many people today that don’t have a problem with gays, but have some serious issues against bisexuals. So him not coming out is perfectly understandable.

We know that he is aware of his bisexuality (they showed us not only with Sherlock, but with Sholto.) But we don’t know if he’s ever been with a man. Evidence suggests that he was heavily infatuated with Sholto. We don’t know if something actually happened between the two (aka if they were intimate) but we do know these guys fell for each other.

Now, in ASiP, Sherlock rebuffs John’s advances. John, for two series, believed Sherlock was a sociopath, or at least someone who couldn’t - wouldn’t- handle emotions. He thought he didn’t have a chance with Sherlock. So, WHY would he come out if he believed that the man he loves doesn’t want him? Why would he face the repercussions of coming out if he isn’t going to be with Sherlock? There was NO point for him to come out (that is what he thought.) But, of course, he couldn’t hide that he was attracted to Sherlock, and so many people thought they were together, and John always said “we are not a couple.” Why? Because he is a stoic, closeted, man that doesn’t need people to know about his life, especially when he believes Sherlock wants nothing to do with him.

In series three, Sherlock changed, but John was already with someone. Besides, he didn’t fully trust Sherlock yet, so he got married. (Note that he did try to get it on with Sherlock when he was drunk, which showed us that even if he is getting married he still wants Sherlock.) But, on his wedding night, Sherlock realized he was in love with John, and John noticed that something changed. However, he was ALREADY married, and his wife was PREGNANT. He couldn’t just drop everything and run to Sherlock. It doesn’t work like that. So, he remained closeted.

But now he is aware that Sherlock loves him. Now, the only thing between them is a (cleverly placed) trained assassin he has a s a wife, and a baby (that we don’t know if it will stick around, or if he’s John’s.)

So, I think s4 will bring many exciting new things.

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via mamarenren // originally vinebox

vinebox:

When your whole crew’s outfits are on point

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via asliceofwinchesterpie // originally marxvx

marxvx:

if i as a retail worker have to work with a dozen cameras pointed at me to deter me from stealing $10, cops should have to work with a camera pointed at them to deter them from arbitrarily maiming and killing people

ladyjenevia:

thehamsteroflife:

Wringing out a washcloth in space

He looks so frustrated

snakelikecharmer:

parisjemm:

A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.

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via emmagrant01 // originally kingshezza

kingshezza:

John walking in wearing his old uniform bein like “it doesn’t fit like it used to” and Sherlock being like

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via apitnobaka // originally avengersuniverse

hunterofwesteros:

avengersuniverse:

Ever want to binge watch the Marvel Cinematic Universe but want to do it in chronological order? Here you go:

Captain America: The First Avenger
Agent Carter - Marvel One-Shot
Iron Man
Iron Man 2
The Incredible Hulk
The Consultant - Marvel One-Shot
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Thor’s Hammer - Marvel One-Shot
Thor
The Avengers
Item 47 - Marvel One-Shot
Iron Man 3
All Hail the King - Marvel One-Shot
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 01 – Pilot
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 02 – 0-8-4
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 03 – The Asset
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 04 – Eye-Spy
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 05 – Girl in the Flower Dress
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 06 – F.Z.Z.T.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 07 – The Hub
Thor: The Dark World
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 08 – The Well
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 09 – Repairs
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 10 – The Bridge
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 11 – The Magical Place
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 12 – Seeds
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 13 – T.R.A.C.K.S.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 14 – T.A.H.I.T.I.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 15 – Yes Men
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 16 – End of the Beginning
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 17 – Turn, Turn, Turn
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 18 – Providence
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 19 – The Only Light in the Darkness
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 20 – Nothing Personal
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 21 – Ragtag
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 22 – Beginning of the End

THIS IS IMPORTANT INFORMATION.